When God sends people to the human beings to the North East of England, he sorts them into two groups, Geordies and Mackems, or sane and insane, or straight and gay, good-football-supporters and shite-football-supporters, etc.
What do you call one mackem on the moon?
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
A problem.
What do you call two mackems on the moon?
A bigger problem.
What do you call all the mackems in the world on the moon?
Problem solved.
by undisclosed March 1, 2004
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From the sound of things, I thought that Abby had made a big messy, but it turned to just be a Macbeth.
by A Father January 18, 2009
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2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
2) citizen of medium sized industrial wasteland left cultutally stunted by living in the shadows of TWO vibrant areas with distinct identities.
1) "I see Sunderland got stuffed again"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
"Yes but the MACKEMS will be happy with their bumper gate"
2) "I wouldn't fancy living in Baghdad". "Could be worse, you could be a MACKEM"
by PRT April 7, 2003
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by *!?!* February 22, 2004
Get the mackem mug.Leslee's pussy smelled like the morning dew and tasted like honey but her friend Fran's smelled like shrimp shells left out in the sun and tasted like a pair of old running shoes recovered from a garbage dump. Leslee had a mackerel factor of zero, while Fran had a mackerel factor of ten.
by bullet88 August 21, 2008
Get the mackerel factor mug.To get Mackenzied is to get roofied without the pill. To add extra alcohol to your friends/date drink without them knowing and getting them extremely intoxicated leaving them wondering how they got so fucked up last night.
Katie turned her back for one second and we Mackenzied her by adding vodka to her Sangria. She had no idea how she got so drunk.
by Mackenzie22 November 21, 2010
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