monster hong kong 

when you are going down on a girl and she pulls out her cock and fucks your face.

hey baby lets get nasty and monster hong kong if you know what i mean.

monster hong kong by ButtFucker70-1 February 23, 2017

monster-handle

To inflict pain and devastation at a level far greater than being man-handled.

Did you see the "Monster Among Men" Braun Strowman monster-handle Brock Lesnar?

monster-handle by GLT75 August 26, 2017

monster truck titties

When a woman (or various women) have voluptuous and oversized breast that contrast in size to the rest of her (or their) body. Monster Truck Titties can be all natural, or can be Implanted. Typically breast’s larger than a D sized cup, with slim a waistline.

“Damn, how can that girl be 5’6, size 2 waist, and have 32 DD Monster Truck Titties?

Ex: Kate Upton, Salma Hayek, Sofia Vergara, Pamela Anderson, and Busty Buffy all have Monster Truck Titties.

monster truck titties by M.F. Jones April 19, 2018

monster nap 

(v.)Often confused with too much sleep. A monster nap is when you sleep for almost a full day due to lack of sleep the day before.

"Why was Derek pissed off at the dodgeball game?"
"We woke him up from his monster nap."

monster nap by theonewhoflops October 17, 2017

monster stick 

This is how you define your own male genitalia no matter the actual size.

Jason tells his wife she's getting the monster stick every "clean sheet" Wednesday.

monster stick by Wfchampa April 20, 2018

Monster mudbuster 

When you and your friend shot gun a bfc (big fucking can) monster fallowed by a shot of vodka then tag team your girlfriend until she looks like a mud puddle then you probably die of a heart attacks and fall in the Mudd puddle

It's Friday night mike what do you say we go to my house for a monster mudbuster.

Monster mudbuster by Prince Charles E May 2, 2018

Monster high doll 

A girl who dyes her whole head vibrant pastels and dresses like a hoochie mama

Look at how vibrant and slutty carry is dressed she looks like a monster high doll

Monster high doll by Calico horse January 20, 2018