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Tushy licking 

The act of licking, rimming, analingus, and tonguing a woman's asshole while stimulating her clitoris with your thumb. This works best if she is in a doggy style position with her ass up and her head down. As her legs start to quiver just before she cums, slide your tongue deep in her rectum and she will have the best orgasm ever. After doing this technique night after night I have found even the most timid women will be curious about anal sex, even the ones who swore they would never do it.
The best "Tushy licking" joke

Q: What does a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common?

A: Even though you know it’s wrong, your eventually gonna put your tongue on it.
Tushy licking by buttbyter July 6, 2011

Lionking 

The act of making out with or fornicating on a inanimate object. Often used in dares or bets. Common forms: Lionkinging(gerund), Lionking(verb).
Dude, go lionking that tree!

Look! She is lionkinging that fire hydrant!
Lionking by Vmonay November 5, 2012

turtle licking 

The act of licking a small poo which is protruding from your partners anus. When the poo gets sucked in, you stop, but when the poo pushes out again you lick it. It's sort of like "Whack-a-Mole" but instead of using a hammer you're using your tongue, and instead of a mole it's a poo, and instead of a game at Chuck-E-Cheeses it's an anus.
I went "turtle licking" last night and my girlfriend really got into it.
turtle licking by Mr.Retrovertigo September 2, 2008

Linkin Park.

A really shitty metalcore band for people who that its a "big deal" that a band writes all their songs. They must be hXc, cuz they bleep out the word shit from their song high voltage. Wooo, really pushing the envelope arent they.
Stefano: "I like Linkin Park."
Everyone else: "Fuck you, Linkin Park is complete shit."

lead singer of LINKIN PARK 

an emo person, thinks having random hair styles works
joe: dude look at my hair!
frank: you know who you remind me of?
joe: who?
frank: that lead singer of Linkin Park

Linkin park.

A band that never should have teamed up with Jay-Z. I am a fan of Linkin Park's old songs without Jay-Z, the rapper who ruined all their songs.
Linkin Park was cool until it teamed up with that crap-ass rapper, Jay-Z.
Linkin park. by Jin Kazama May 13, 2005