limpage

The immediate turning of an erect member into a floppy noodle.

Nick was having a great time with his girlfriend in bed.
Then she told him she wasn't enjoying it.
Nick suffered from a severe case of limpage.

by CearasuXxBalls October 9, 2013

Limp Hip

The term "Limp Hip" usually refers to someone having a gun near the waistline causing that side of their waist to sink a little from the weight of the gun. So limp hip means someone has a gun on them.

"Bro, he got that limp hip tho" , "You see that gangster over their? Looks like hes got a limp hip"

by Extreme2832 November 18, 2014

Lumpy Wonka

When you do a shit and its only half ready so there's still lumps in it and it's all weird looking and hard to poop out.

"Aye Alex, why are you takin' so long in the shitter?"

"Soz Jack bro it's a lumpy wonka"

"ok don't worry cha feel brah"

by Lumpy Wonkas March 28, 2015

lumpy taco

When a man with testicular warts fucks a Mexican girl

I gave this girl a lumpy taco last night.

by oldboyman July 25, 2015

lumpy pancake

A dirty whore or a dirty person who gives $1 blowjobs

Gosh Timmy is such a lumpy pancake!

by Bonesauras March 15, 2017

limp dimf

A downward protruding male genitalia, in other wards slang for limp dick

Her pussy smelled so bad that I had a LIMP DIMF

by Limp Dimf August 15, 2017

lumpy pup

A pup ( baby dog) whom is fat or chubby in a cute way

Aww you have a real lumpy pup in your hands!

by Sushilover15 October 13, 2017