lie snitchen

You are like snitchen when you tell someone exactly what happened, the truth;snitchen; but you dont tell them who did it, you lie and put the blame on someone else, someone who didn't do it.

"I know hes cheating on you, for a fact, I saw him leaving that hotel..he was with...ahhh... Debbie...", she said. "Quit lie snitchen!!, I saw you with him...No Debbie...your snitchen on him but savin your butt, nah that's lie snitchen foo"

by MissyBunnz August 2, 2020

lie party

Another way of saying or expressing “surprise party” because of all of the lies necessary to make a surprise party happen. Also known as a deceit party because of the deception.

They threw me a lie party and I hated it.

Do not do a lie party please.

Sometimes a lie party is really fun.

by LingDanc803 November 8, 2023

feeq lie

an obvious taufeeq lie that accomplishes nothing besides just making him look stupid

idk like 50% of the things he says are just straight cap so just flip a coin
feeq: i got too many hoes
jor: feeq lie

by yuh143yuh June 3, 2023

Spirit of the lie

I called your religion a lie and now you're making up non-sequiturs to call everything I say a lie.

Hym "The 'spirit of the lie' is, I think, my favorite of your new wave of talking points. It demonstrates exactly how little agency you consider people to have over their own mind, it defends your ethos from criticism by framing anyone who isn't doing what you say as occupied by the wrong spirit (if they were doing what you say they'd be occupied by the spirit or truth) and, therefore, they've criticism is both invalidated and being levied by, not a person who can see where you're wrong... But by a lie-spirit that you don't actually have to engage with."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

LIE Journaling

LIE journaling combines the therapeutic practice of journaling with an exploration of lies, deception, and storytelling. It offers a safe and confidential space for individuals to reflect on their own lies, motivations, and the impact of dishonesty.

Tom: LIE Journaling is the next big thing on social media.
Chet: What is LIE Journaling?
Tom: It's just a new way of exploring lies, deception, and storytelling.
Chet: New? My sister's been doing that on IG for a long time!

by VIP DICTIONARY GUIDE June 19, 2023

Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."

Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...

by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023

Lie

An assertion that is believed to be false, typically used with the purpose of deceiving or misleading someone.

The Government lied about there being weapons of mass destruction in Iran

by Kendrick Glazer May 30, 2024