Library

A building where homeless people and people with no social lives go to spend their time. It usually has shelves with books on them for some reason.

Also see "Homeless Shelter"

"I went to the public library yesterday. It's really depressing to see all those people that have nowhere else to go."

by HuuH October 19, 2009

librarian

General term to describe a library worker. A librarian is traditionally one who collects, catalogs and makes materials (usually books) available for library patrons. Presently, due to the increased popularity of alternative "information sources" (primarily the Internet), one can sense an inferiority complex within the profession as a whole. Because of these feelings of inadequacy, librarians are facing a collective identity crisis, trying to redefine their place in light of the more sophisticated information world. A modern definition that all can agree on has yet to be found. In reality however, the librarian is a breed dying at the hand's of technological Darwinism. Most librarians will vehemently deny this truth, arguing that, basically, the general populace is lost and greatly inconvenienced without their help. Time will certainly show us otherwise.

See librarian catalog. See librarian at the reference desk.

by maffei1 July 17, 2006

Library Dumpster

Where butt touching of beautiful asses happens. It was a tempting ass.

Earlier today, I liked touching your ass at the library dumpster. It was soft.

by Wal-Mart Stares January 11, 2008

Librats

Corrupt Progressive Politicians

I seen another report on the Librats

by CatCan September 26, 2018

The Library Is Officially Open

RuPaul once used this sentence to describe the beginning of something exciting, specifically in her collaboration with Miley Cyrus named "Cattitude" It can be used as a response to the deliverance of exciting information is shared. Usually, a term used by gay men considering it comes of RuPaul's origin.

Hey did you hear that season 14 of RuPaul's drag race came out yesterday? Gurl, the library is officially open!

by George R.R. January 13, 2022

library

A place that you cannot go to fuck someone if you have sex in public

~chick getting orgasm~

Oh yes, I love it, YES YES!!!!!!!

Librarian: SSSSHHHH!!!!!!

by MasterX October 22, 2004

library nazi

A sexually frustrated woman who converts bottled up sexual energy into energy spent turning the library into a mini dictatorship. She will badger library goers with pedantic and pointless rules such as, "No sitting on the tables" and "No grunting noises". To sum up, library nazis are generally undesirable women with large ghetto arses.

Tabitha is the epitome of a library nazi

by Babaoube June 11, 2006