The Leaping Egyptian

When you are having sexual intercorse standing up in an upright position and the male partner thrusts the female partner into the air (thus the leaping). Meanwhile, the female partner contorts her arms and hands into various Egyptian hieroglyphic positions (due to the pleasure).

daaayyyyum! we waz fukkin hardxcore an den he thru me inta The Leaping Egyptian an i iz all lyke- "WHUUDAAFUHH!" goood fukkin mane.

by bigpoppapussy July 7, 2010

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.

*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."

by realisttttt January 23, 2013

down laying

A queen laying down sarcastically

Down laying- a Bitch with a attitude who thinks she's a queen laying down

by Your daughters nigger May 24, 2016

Jared Laing

Jared is a tall man who hit puberty at a young age. He has a huge d**k and the ladies can always see his bulge.

"Look at him you can see it his name must be Jared Laing"

by Jackasswhohatesyouall December 8, 2016

Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet

Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.

by Bross December 27, 2018

jungle lapping

Licking sweating vag or balls in a Columbian jungle

I did some Jungle Lapping with Aubrey in Colombia after railing a gram

by .5 House January 24, 2019