Kobe

Real life cornball

Kobe is a real life cornball

by ScaryMk January 5, 2023

Kobe

Kobe is usually someone you struggle to understand and a touch retarded. His beard looks like an un groomed arse crack, some say he's an absolute creature, but they love him anyway

You cooked cereal in a pan, your so kobe

by Kobella November 22, 2021

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't forget about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new friend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

That lit ass dude your girl can't stop thinking about

Most attractive and irresistible hot guy y'all know. Body of a god. Stay focussed or dude seduces your girl

Girl 1: What's your new boyfriend like?
Girl 2: He's a Kobe
Girl 1: Threesome?
Girl 2: But what about your boyfriend?
Girl 1: He's hot but not a Kobe

by Just a lit ass dude November 22, 2021

Kobe

A absolute menace to society and a machine on a basketball court.

Kobe stop annoying that granny

by anonymous November 27, 2021

Kobe

A dood who will get all the girls and will take yo girl if he wants he is also a flirty guy and fly 😏

Omg Kobe is soooo fine 🤤

by Kobe Hogg November 18, 2020

Kobe

Kobe a Jewish lollipop who will eat your kids

Kobe stay away from kids you little vadge sniffer

by Kobe 1234 January 8, 2021