4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.

"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"

by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023

My 2 inch defeater

Your 2 inch penis.

Friend: MATH!!

Me: My 2 inch defeater can whirl around and shit

by GoGo_Gadget March 15, 2025

funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.

"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut

by Peanut June 10, 2004

1 inch 2 inch

1 inch 2 inch is the Dr. Suess way of saying someone has a small dick

Damn I heard Matt has a 1 inch 2 inch

by Cryptdog April 23, 2019

12 inch

The length of a footlong sandwich in Subway.

Hello Ian!
Yep, okay?!?
Wanna go to Subway?
I guess, I'll order a footlong
They're 12 inches long!
Go figure.

by God of family-friendliness December 14, 2021

Ben's Huge 9-inch cock

What can I say, Ben just has a huge girthy cock, its so veiny and huge.

Have you seen Ben's Huge 9-inch cock, its massive and i want it inside me.

by Toucher5090 February 17, 2025

30 inch bussdown

on a girl 13-15 birthday they get dick down by 30 inches . it’s a must and almost every female does it, if they don’t they must partake in a few months after their birthday . If they dont they get liver failure and die or suffer consequences.

“omg I just got my 30 inch bussdown for my birthday!”
“girl did it hurt? How did it feel?!”

by splizzout June 3, 2023