1 inch

In the top 0.01% of the largest Johnsons in America

Beta Male: How big is it?
Alpha Male: 1 inch
Blonde WAHmen: 1 inch? I need at least 1 foot
Beta Male: I have 1 foot.
Alpha Male: I have 2 foot but one inch
Beta Male: Fuck you
Blonde WAHmen: I don't get it

by JamesAlanSmith October 25, 2023

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021

How much inches

How much inches u got in penis size

How much inches u got bud

Bout 3

Dang that’s small

by Alex is hot February 9, 2022

nmnm inch

nmnm inch is a measurement unit used to measure your loved one. Made by Rahaf and Mahdi

I wanna kiss every nmnm inch of you.

by JulianMcD June 21, 2021

25 inch mega monster cock

The name should explain itself. Only godlike people shall hold such a cock in their grasps, it's always ready for use and can last for hours if used correctly.

1: Holy shit! Look, that person has a 25 inch mega monster cock!
2. Whoa, you're right! Look at the gurt of that thing!
3: Yeah that's right, worship it.

by Handle can't b blank November 4, 2019

inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.

Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.

by QuakerState April 27, 2016

INCH

"I'm Never Coming Home" - when you are in such a bad situation where you realize this may be your last day on earth.

When schools reopen and school shootings resume, that's my INCH day.

by Quit47 July 12, 2020