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4-inches

A man with their dong being this long is most likely a 11-12 year old kid who always talks about weird shit like how "their penis is massive" and they always talk about how they can "cum" as if its something reall cool, in reality they shoot more blanks than a man with a Vasectomy.
"yeah my penis is like 10-inches long dude" (their dick is 4-inches) "i can cum" "i once nutted so far that it hit my window that was 10-metres away from me" "you know that feeling of nutting ay"
by TheExplainerOfEVERYTHING July 23, 2023
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inching

The act of masturbating to the point of ejaculating, stopping, and then returning at the end of the day. This creates a more plentiful ejaculate.
Bro: Dude, did you hear about inching?
Dude: Bro, every time I try.. I can't stop.
by QuakerState April 27, 2016
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funny inch

The caustic name used to refer peanut. People pretend to say fanny itch, but really say this. And then make fun of others for mishearing.
"You said funny inch, not fanny itch...dick." says peanut
by Peanut June 10, 2004
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Six Inches of Separation

The gay equivalent of six degrees of separation, where you realize you are one person (average penis length of six inches) away from having sex with your best friend (assuming you haven't already boned each other).
Man, our group of friends is so slutty there may be less than six inches of separation between us all!
by shooterboy69 July 13, 2016
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2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole
Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein
by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023
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Two-inch

A derogatory term for a colleague saying their like a two inch penis a useless F-ing tool
Fuck sake two-inch is at it again he's put the tractor in a ditch
by Slack rat May 19, 2023
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13 inches

Okay why are you here at this point?

Yes, it means a 13-inch dick. If you have one, then god did seem to like you.
Have you seen Jake's 13-inch dick? 13 inches? I don't know if I could even take it!
by ItsSurreal February 13, 2024
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