Hipster

One who strives to do anything that isn't considered Mainstream solely to look different and hip. They usually drive a Scion or a hatchback. They still wear skinny jeans that they bought when they were emo. They usually work at Starbucks, any burrito place or American Apparel. They only watch documentaries or movies that are played on Sundance. They will listen to any music that isn't played on the radio. They tend to vote democrat for three reasons. One, they view Republicans as older people and democrats as the younger ones. Two, President Obama isn't white or old. Three, John Stewart is a liberal.

Generic College Student: Hey man what are majoring in?

Hipster: Liberal Arts

Generic College Student: You do realize that the magazine/newspaper industry is dying, right?

Hipster: No I want to be a blogger. What are you a business major?

Generic College Student: Yes.

Hipster: Pssh, conformist. Let me guess you are a Republican?

Generic College Student: You're an idiot. Let me know if you need a job later.

by Throwed in the Game January 2, 2011

Hipstersheep

This is a special breed of sheep who have 100% organic wool, infected with hipsterpes. They were bred by Niklaus Purel (the same guy who invented Purel hand sanitizer) He wanted to design a breed of sheep where he could harvest a new strain of virus, which he could use to raise the sales of Purel hand sanitizer. He didn't realize that this new strain of herpes, would become so virulent that even his cleaning product could not destroy the virus. Bred for their wool for the manufacture of wool cardigans and other types of sweaters, hipstersheep have become a serious threat for North-America. If you ever spot a hipstersheep, you should report it to your local authorities immediately.

Part of an actual news report featured on ACN: "It has been proven that hipstersheep are responsible for the recent spread of hipsterpes throughout America. The virus evolved and can now spread from human to human via bodily fluids. Be careful when dealing with this animal."

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

hipster

Someone whose fear of being labeled a conformist and obsession with being different closely parallels the fear of being labeled different and obsession with being mainstream of the person whom the hipster so vehemently despises.

A hipster will read this, realize it's true, and love it because it's ironic.

by Dontuseyourrealnametheysaid November 20, 2010

hipstache

1) a form a facial hair grown in the 'stache area by a commonly known annoying species called "hipsters"

2) a mustache grown on the hip

Person #1: Oh man, look at that hipster couple. See, the guy even has a mustache.

Person #2: Oh, you mean a hipstache?

by Ashlee & Kiley December 24, 2010

pomo hipster

One who has a hipster attitude, but is so far gone that s/he believes that even hipsters are too mainstream; a rejection altogether of hipster culture, sometimes in favor of fitting in with the mainstream (not ironically--that is too hipster) in order be indistinguishable from the pack and difficult to classify. Pomo hipsters (also known as posters or pomo-mini-hipsters, in reference to post-modern minimalistic hipsters) can be seen wearing clothing choices that are nondescript; Logo's are no-go's for a pomo hipster. Pomo hipsters are literally the post-contemporary hipster--they are so hipster that they cannot bare to be hipsteresque. Most of the time, a pomo-hipster can only be picked out from a crowd from her/his tastes--posters will throw out most mainstream music and indie music, and will claim an interest in art not for its brooding nature and social impact but "because it is just kind of fun." Mainly, pomo hipsters are pretentious, but ahead of the hipster curve.

Person 1: "Wow, he hates everything mainstream--he is such a hipster!"

Person 2: "No, he wouldn't be caught dead wearing a beanie or listening to Arcade Fire."
Person 1: "Good point. He is definitely a pomo hipster"

by Aspartame, 2nd Century Greece September 28, 2011

Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.

Keira Knightley has hipster tits.

by kyleatx December 7, 2010

hipster

Jack "bouges" Burgess a k-town skater park hipster, who is too attractive for any twelvies. He is in denial of his hipsterness and has "other cooler friends." HIPSTER FRIENDS lol twelvies jks..... but not really.

"Hey i like your mustard pants."

"thanks i got them off Jack Burgess."

"I smell hipster...Oh Hey Jack"

by mustard pants July 1, 2012