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Definitions by kyleatx

Mexican birth control 

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.
Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico
Mexican birth control by kyleatx December 13, 2010

Hipster tits

Hipster tits are possessed by supposed indie-music, local-establishment loving girls. They are usually a high A to low B in terms of cup size.

It also allows them to wear deep vee-neck t-shirts.
Hipster tits by kyleatx December 7, 2010