Hypstyr

One who hates hipsters, complaining that by unifically deciding vintage is better and mainstream sucks they are conforming to a society of people who are afraid to be defined by society; a hypocritic person that can, by all technicalities, be considered a hipster as they have decided that hipsters are too mainstream.

Hypstyr in a coffee shop: "I hate that all the hipsters come here, they wouldn't know good coffee if it hit them in the face. They just come here because someone told them to."
Person: "So why do you come here?"

Hypstyr: "Because I like the coffee, the environment, and the wifi"
Person: "Yeah...I'm sure that's why they come here too...."

Hypstyr by CultureNazi May 13, 2013

hypsteria 

var: hipsteria
related forms: hypsterical, adj.

noun

1. An uncontrollable outburst of extreme emotion caused by anything related to hipster culture.

2. The condition of being a hipster in a state of overwhelming emotion.

Travis reached the point of hypsteria over the $1 PBR bottles at the Holiday Cocktail Lounge.

The summer blackout in Williamsburg caused mass hypsteria for nearly 48 hours.

hypsteria by sweesmees April 17, 2009

Hypster 

A pretentious person with money, youth and a sense of cultural and intellectual superiority.
A Yuppie Hipster if you will.

People who try to be cool for the sake of feeling superiority. Makes hipsters look bad (if that is possible). Lacking in humor, overcompensating by
mean spirited sarcasm and Irony.
Usually strung out on Coke & Coffee.

Me: I spend too much time on clothes and old records. procrastination issues.

Hipster: I make Ironic tee-shirts at star-bucks with a macbook air wearing converse (see nike) listening to 'indie' (see adult contemporary), while pretening to be anti-commercialism. I also hate you peronaly for being boring.

Hypster: I work in a fortune 500, too uncouth too be a pseudo-intellectual, too hateful to be new age/alt. I listen to what hipsters with garageband who abuse the bit-crusher filter spin on over priced clubs while being so strung out on coke I actually think I'm and individual. I wax dicks for horse ironically. And I still am arrogant enough to feel better than you.

Hypster by Eivind June 24, 2008

Hypstercrit 

adjective

Someone who condescends those who conform, while pontificating their supposedly unique, ironic and disinterested persona, wearing contrasting styles from high-street shops, from their iPhone.

John - "Look what Dave's wearing, he's just given up, he looks like someone's uncle, I'll never end up like that!"

Eddie - "He just doesn't take himself too seriously. Man, you're such a hypstercrite!"

Hypstercrit by MajorEyeswater September 10, 2014

Hypstercrite 

A person who despises and makes fun of hipsters, while in reality, he/she is a hipster themselves.

Justin: Nice wolf shirt and beanie, you dirty hipster!

Tyler: Nice scarf, Ray Ban's and tight pants. God, you're such a hypstercrite.

Hypstercrite by DrJones14 April 3, 2011

hypster 

The person responsible for selling or generating "hype" about a new idea or thing. The person behind a HUGE public relations push.

"That guy was selling his junk hard. What a total hypster!"

hypster by Dave James March 9, 2007

Hypster 

The Hipster of the hip-hop world. Following every new trend convincing themselves that they are different from one another. Commonly using terms like "bro.." "swag" "ratchet" "turn up" etc. Although these species are common they are very hard to keep up with. With a new week brings up new slang terms, more colorful pants, music with meaningless lyrics, a rapper with a one hit wonder, etc. This definition is guaranteed to change just as hypesters do but you get the picture now.

"Hey bro your girl is turning up with that bro and actin a ratchet...bro" - Hypster

Hypster by Sauce213 June 19, 2014