by biffula July 31, 2007
Get the midget firemans helmetmug. The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
by Fat Goose January 12, 2016
Get the Trojan War Helmetmug. I’m going to the bathroom so I can polish the war helmet.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
I’ve got blue balls so must polish the war helmet.
My uncle likes to watch me polish the war helmet for some reason.
by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019
Get the Polish the War Helmetmug. 
Draping you wang over the forehead and nose of the unsuspecting victim, therefore resembling a trojan war helmet.
Dude, Jerry was sitting in the chair and I snuck up behind him and gave 'em the old trojan war helmet.
by ECGXChuck April 19, 2006
Get the trojan war helmetmug. Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.
by Josh January 4, 2004
Get the roman warrior helmetmug. Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.
by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003
Get the Roman War Helmetmug.