Fucking hell, mate

A term of extreme shock for someone from Britain.

Fucking hell, mate! I can't believe people think we'd spell the word "arse" as "ass"!!

by Slobert July 10, 2016

Like Hell

Meaning something isn't going to happen. 0% chance.

Guy #1:"Give me like $10 man."
Guy #3"Like hell, get your own money."

by LOOKMOTHERFUCKERACCEPTMYPSEUDO November 28, 2016

For The Hell Of It

As an entire expression, this functions as an adverb. Sometimes "just" is added to the beginning to complete the expression.

1) For no reason, serving no higher meaning.

2) For pain.

3) "pushing the limits"; Testing God; solely for the purpose of sinning.

1) Even when I'm not tired, sometimes I sleep just for the hell of it.

2) I see her hurting herself often, and I wonder if she's doing it for the hell of it.

3) He sleeps with a different man's wife every night just for the hell of it.

by LuSt iN a CaN June 7, 2005

Hell

a. Noun used to describe a place or a state of being that is undesirable, unliked and/or hated.
b. A place of eternal pain and torment in Christian belief.

Originally used as a synonym for the Hebrew word "Gehenna," meaning eternal destruction.

My life and apartment were a living hell.

by S. Lofer November 20, 2004

Get Out Of Hell Free Card

In the world of born-again Christianity, a get-out-of-hell-free-card is a lame excuse an evangelical will use to justify or sugarcoat their shortcomings in order to keep up the illusion that they are still morally, intellectually and consciously superior to all the non-believing secularists. Oftentimes these lame excuses come in the form of Bible verses or paraphrased Bible quotes, but sometimes they will just comletely make shit up. One of the most popular get-out-of-hell-free-cards is the saying: "We err because we're human, but we constantly strive to be perfect like Jesus in every way." A more crazy rationalization for bad behavior is the accusation, "How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?"

Linda: Teens should wait until they're married before having sex.

Greg: At what age did you lose your virginity?

Linda: If you must know, I was 12. But that doesn't make it okay. We err because we're human, but being a Christian means that we constantly strive to be like Jesus in every way. Just because I sinned doesn't mean you have to also.

Greg: Wow, it sounds like she just used her get out of hell free card.

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Bob: Woah, Georgie. You totally missed that grazing buck with your AK-47 and just killed that entire wedding party!

Georgie: How can any of us mortals truly expect to comprehend the wisdom of God, which is so mighty that even the greatest of us stumble over His ignorance?

Bob: Uh, yeah. I think your get out of hell free card is expired.

by Tim Gay July 31, 2009

you're going to hell in a hand basket

Not merely "going to hell", but going to hell easily and rapidly; beyond hope.

Now you've REALLY gone and done it; you're going to hell in a hand basket.

by voiceofgod February 12, 2006

I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die

Catchy tune created by Late Night with Conan O'Brien host Conan O'Brien. Usually follows an insanely wrong joke (ie Star Jones, Ruben Studdard, or Clay Aikien)

The song has no other words but "I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die" accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of himself and the audience. Sometimes it is followed up by humming in that rhythm.

Usually when you are just about to get into it, he cuts the audience off and reprimands them for clapping along with it. In the end it's insanely hilarious in the classic O'Brien fashion.

Here's the whitest man on teleivion with
I'm-a Gonna Go To Hell When I Die.

I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
I'm-a gonna go to hell when i die,
said I'm gonna go to hell when i die. x17390

by Dewey Meister May 31, 2006