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Screen Hawking

When a co-worker, or nosy individual, walks behind your computer/workstation, staring at your screen as they pass, to try and figure out what you're doing.
"I was working on my month end close, and Socially Akward Penguin kept walking behind me, screen hawking and mouth breathing"
by Screen Hawked January 12, 2012
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Stall Hawk

The act of waiting outside the door of an occupied single stall bathroom for someone to finish crapping so you can drop anchor.
Dude I got stall hawked by some old man today while taking a poo
by Thompy November 29, 2015
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Stephen Hawking

Alex: did you hear the news about Stephen Hawking?

Harry: rip
by jayhrod26 March 17, 2018
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Hawk Hughes

Too chadly to even exist. His muscles are so MASSIVE that he could easily bench press the world. Hawk is not only a chad he is also a ladies man, women can’t stop flocking to hawk, but he’s too cool to care, he only finds the one for him. He’s not only a chad and ladies man, but he is oh so very kind. He’s so kind that he would give you $50 for your birthday like an absolute chad.
“Wait look over there
“Omg it’s hawk Hughes
by Lokiffyed November 18, 2019
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Stalk Hawk

noun Much like the bird: a stalk hawk is a creature of prey; spotting it's target from long distances, and waiting/following until the perfect moment to swoop in and take the victim by surprise with a swift chase.

verb Stalk Hawking
A true stalk hawk waits until the target changes their relationship status to single - before committing the act of stalk hawking.
by GambitKing October 6, 2015
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Semen Hawking

When you cum all over someone in a wheelchair's mouth, thus coating their black hole in your semen.
The other day I got Semen Hawking'd. It was awful.
by wammywammy November 25, 2022
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Semen Hawking

Giving someone in a wheelchair a blowjob and sucking so hard that they feel as if their penis is in a black hole.
... .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / --. .- ...- . / -- . / .- / ... . -- . -. / .... .- .-- -.- .. -. --. .-.-.- / .. - / .-- .- ... / .- -- .- --.. .. -. --. .-.-.-
Sally gave me a semen hawking. It was amazing.
by anonymous November 25, 2022
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