Doad Hammer

A monster penis, or a large dildo capable of bringing great orgasm.

Jeff said after being slammed by the Doad Hammer, "I had ben broken like a wildhorse."

by Dong Chung August 27, 2013

lolly hammer

The act of a male hitting his bell piece against the woman's vagina entry or clitoris. This normally takes place when the female is on her period when she doesn't want your package inside her but just wants a good lolly hammer sesh.

"She was on her period so we just lolly hammered instead."

Bellpeice vagina clitoris lollyhammer peroid

by bitchtitsMT December 28, 2013

horse hammer

A male genitalia especially of the large nature

Josh's package is large, he's got a horse hammer!!

by SwagMiester August 28, 2016

soviet hammer

A Russian with a big ass dick

Soviet hammer here for the party

by Ghjxdhm August 13, 2017

hand hammer juice

When one substitutes Hand sanitizer instead of lotion or a lubricant.

Billy couldn't find any lotion to rub one out so he used some hand hammer juice . It burned but it served the purpose.

by Kellykimhighhoe August 9, 2017

Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.

Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.

by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018

Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019