diet coke hair

1. Girls with nasty, thinning hair. Also applicable to guys with long hair.

- Can be straight or curly and any color

"That girl be wearing weave cuz she got that diet coke hair"
"She fine but she got that diet coke hair"

by matt 10isking December 31, 2017

play with my hair

the best feeling in the entire world

if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

by idek12234 February 26, 2018

Becky with the good hair

Some hoe Jay-z cheated with

Beyonce fan 1: I hate you more than Becky with the good hair!
Beyonce fan 2: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT!!!

by Spice bag May 21, 2016

box of hair

A derogatory metaphor used to insult someone's intelligence level and comprehension of common sense, comparing their IQ to that of a box of hair, which--all things equal--should have an IQ of zero.

That nuthugger would probably be smarter if her brain was replaced with a box of hair. Wait, probably not.

by Juice March 8, 2005

if there's hair... i'm there

a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

by money shots May 16, 2008

grunge hair

Grunge hair is the hairstyle of someone who is into grunge music (such as Nirvana, Pearl Jam and Soungarden) and is a proper grunger. Their hairstyle will be long and straggly, perhaps covering a large part of their face.

Tarquin: Wow, you're hair's so messy and cool!
Pablo: Oh, thanks mate.
Tarquin: You must be a grunger with that grunge hair.
Pablo: Yeh, I'm so into grunge. Might as well have the grunge hair too.
Tarquin: Let's go and make fun of some emos!

by Metalhead Grunger Girl June 15, 2006

hairapist

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.

Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.

by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009