hairy canadian

In sexual intercourse, the hairy Canadian is the act of pouring maple syrup into a woman's vagina before the act of oral sex.

"Before you perform a hairy Canadian, make sure that the syrup is well-heated, eh."

by Garfunkly April 9, 2008

hairy dick

What you get when your mom or dad is a sasquatch or when you have sex with a hairy pussy

Jack-i have a hairy dick
Jim- why
Jack- well my girl friend has a hairy pussy and one thing led to another and now i have a hairy dick.

by Awesomenam December 5, 2014

hairy cock

what i told your dad last night. i shat on his face

i said to my step bro "hey, your dad has hairy cock"

by very hairy jerry January 5, 2021

Big Fat Hairy Bollocks

Used as an exclamation of disappointment, annoyance or generally being pissed off by something.
Often abbreviated to BFHB.

Ryan: CBA to go into school tomorrow...
Tash: You have too! You have a Biology exam fool!
Ryan: Big Fat Hairy Bollocks! I forgot about that!

by TheRyan. March 17, 2010

hairy tuba

Blowing on the end of a penis whilst fondling the hairy mansack below.

She played my hairy tuba like she was in the philharmonic.

by S. H. September 30, 2004

haifista

a dumbass at LUE2.com

haifista: Snake got anything planned this Halloween for LUE2? Maybe COMPLETE BANNINATION OF ALL USERS?
Snake: No, only you.

by dark October 31, 2004

hairy milk dud

When you smear you hairy greasy ass cheeks against a window with your cheeks spread to reveal your slimy hole.

Hey there's you dad, show'em your hairy milk dud.

by Blake November 11, 2002