gonzo

The act of raising ones testicles slightly up above the shaft of their penis, thus making your member resemble gonzo, the lovable muppet.

When presented with the fruitbowl by his naked friend in the locker room, Adam P. retorted by showing his hetro friend with the gonzo

by Papawood December 8, 2003

gronch

To crush and/ or mangle something.

"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."

by Shannon Bell December 28, 2005

grody gonzolaz

when someone gets there blood wings

So you be a grody gonzalaz yet?

by Shaneekwa January 14, 2004

White Gonzalez

To dust a Squirrel in cocain, this making it look white. often followed by performing a brown gonzalez

i caught a squirell the other day, i might make it a white gonzalez

by needs4crying May 25, 2009

gronch

1. To eat someone's food without permission.

History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.

Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!

by BongTokinAlcoholic June 30, 2005

Gonzo

When your situation resembles gonzo's nose from the muppets.

Can be attributed heavy drug use, savage jungle bushs (inless your from the 70's) and or your just about anything that gets you going, but their is just somthing missing.

Cure: viagra, castration depends on if you a half full or half empty kinda guy...

So I was totally ready to go then she revealed her savage jungle bush and my junk went straight gonzo.

Shit, here bro pop these you'll be fucking fat bitches in no time

by His Dudeness the Duder February 8, 2007

gonzo

to throw a basketball as hard as you can into someone's face causing them to never want to play the sport again.

Chris: OMG-she went down like a sack of bricks.
Dave: yeah-she got gonzo'ed bad!

by Frank Bonich March 14, 2008