Mom: Sweetie do you want to go swimming with your friends tonight?
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
Girl: No way! Mother nature gave me the monthly "red gift box"
by ThatGirlDownTheStreetThatHates February 16, 2016
Yeay! 'Tis a fellow that impart nowt but the most worthless gifts upon another, whilst sporting a sincere smile of benevolence.
by jimbobbedyjobob June 17, 2003
Wtaf, George. You have the gift of the gab. I thought I told you that 5 kids in your basement was enough!
by Xvsgwksbdgud January 24, 2020
Ocean swell lines of waves described as corduroy looking. Often Originating from large storms In the Pacific Ocean Alution Islands. These “Cordury Gifts”, often are headed to California and Hawaii and described as “Stacked to the Horizon” , Visually they look like corduroy and send surfers to their favorite surfing spots
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon
Corduroy-gifts
Stacked to the horizon
by Radfrad February 04, 2018
Gift Hijacking is when you put your name on someone else's gift either because you forgot to get a gift or because you were just to lazy to get one.
Gift Forgetter: *eyeing the table of gifts* Hmm....from Erica? *scribble scribble* and Ashley.
Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!
Party-goer: Hey! That's gift hijacking!
by Kittiefied November 22, 2012
by Personwholives January 09, 2015
A gift whose value or benefit accrues as much or more to the giver as the recipient. Examples: You give your partner season tickets knowing full well that you will always go together. Or you give a woman beautiful lingerie that you will appreciate as much as she. Or you take a date to dinner at a restaurant you both enjoy.
by Atriguy February 11, 2023