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Pardon my french fries 

A mistake usually with pleasant outcome e.g. adding a fries emoji to a sentence or getting a couple of curly fries along with your regular fries
Pardon my french fries by SADBC October 8, 2021

McDonald’s cold fries 

When you stick Popsicles in pigeons, throw them off of buildings, and hope they fly.
Person: “ did Dan just McDonald’s cold fries that pigeon?”

American ass fries

A sex move were the female partner insert's (any brand) fries down her rectum and proceeds to thrust them out smothering the fries in fecal matter, once this act is complete the male partner will consume the fries sexually for females sick pleasure.

this sexual act is rare and has multiple health risks if proceeded.

this act can be done by any gender regardless of each side being straight or not.

this is a form of domination pleasure.

your doctor is guaranteed to say something along the lines of: "what the fuck!?, DONT DO THIS!"
"She said she wanted to try the American ass fries with me, I cant wait to dominated by my mistress"

Peeling french fries 

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
Peeling french fries by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022

wow waffle fries 

when something is extremely interesting and or surprising, instead of saying "wow" you say "wow waffle fries"
wow waffle fries that's a cool looking donkey
wow waffle fries by tabbypears October 31, 2022

Big tiddy French fries 

Hehe this one's self explanitory
Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe