by Jboo420 May 21, 2020
The Cuphead clone before Cuphead, this game has been known to give intense and bloody hemroids to everyone who plays it. It's said to be the cause of all evil in the world including Fortnite, Obunga and Leon Bell from Dead Rising 2. Aegis Wing might in fact be the most cancerous substance known to man and can destroy your Xbox from the inside out. Only those who have downed a bottle of gamer girl piss may be able to play Aegis Wing without getting dysentery or worse.
Guy: Hey do you remember that one game Aegis Wing?
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
Second Guy: AAAAAAAHHHH! IT HURTS! MY ASSHOLE IS ON FIRE!
Guy: HOLY FUCKING SHIT ME TOO! AHHHH!
by Lil Holland July 23, 2018
The noodle like slime that squeezes out of a birds (most noticeable in turkeys) primary wing feathers when plucked out during butchering.
by BodgeyBomb96 November 18, 2018
To make a sound that sounds like a bell ringing to intentionally mislead an angel into thinking it's about to get its wings.
Angela was suppose to get her wings yesterday but when she heard wind chimes that sounded like a bell ringing, she was so agitated that it was a wing tease, she punched me. Yup, she's at the end of the line and I got a lollipop.
by donnthuan23 November 12, 2010
by valerieC December 14, 2012
by KingFett September 18, 2014