Meatball float

When a guy gets a boner in a pool or hot tub

“I was at the local pool and this hot chick swam past me and dude I swear I had the hugest meatball float and it was so embarrassing. Couldn’t help it I guess”

by foxyjade47 September 10, 2018

Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Float

When you exale smoke as slowly as possible

Take a hit and try a float bro

by possiblylewisholms November 19, 2017

floating circle jerk

When a group of gentlemen, whilst floating by innertube or other floatation device, "dock up" by each grabbing the tallywhacker to his immediate right, forming a circle of jerkery.

"This floating circle jerk was conducted by professionals in a controlled environment. Do not attempt at home."

by Uncle_Fun April 19, 2018

Float

to knock someone out f*cking cold

keep talking like that ill float you

by lucid kai January 25, 2023

Floating the dinosaur

Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)

To fuck up something on a very large scale

Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.

by Dr. Ian SAHRAAAAAAA! Malcolm May 15, 2013

float on

float on, a great (sampled)song by cls , Cali Life Style .

“gurlll let me put you on a song called float on by cls”
“okay, i like some of their other songs so i should like this one too!”

by user22334456! July 29, 2024