4 definitions by Ceifaroey

He drove home really drunk last night. He’s right-off!

I went bungee jumping today. It was mika!

I got a promotion at work, met a girl, and had my coffee paid by the person behind me all in one day today. It floated me!

I couldn’t believe it, I got a promotion at work today for no reason, it floated me.

A strange girl walked right up to me a asked me out, it floated me.