Ferret

Ok now kids this is purely for educating kids

DONT AND I REPEAT don’t EVER SAY HIS NAME

U all know what I mean u all know what ‘he’ means

Ferret is a devil ferret . oh shit

Oh shit

Oh shit

I said the name

RUN

Ferret is cumming 🍆

by Whipster machine is a van February 22, 2020

Ferret

An undersized shiney headed boyman who constantly requires to update the room on what page of 'crash' he is on despite no one asking.

Furthermore 'Ferret' enjoys announcing any NEXUS requirements and his ability to fill them out.

'I am the Ferret and today I won't leave the office.' direct quote. Said 361 days of the working year.

by TJ247 April 4, 2020

feretocracy

a government composed of the hoarders and shut-ins who survived.

Mark: whatever happened to the oligarchy?
Jesus: it's more like a feretocracy now.

by Antionette Villanova April 13, 2020

Ferrèt

Adjective used to describe something unfulfilling or unsatisfactory by any standard.

Oh my gosh, did you see those ferrèt pants.

by Truffleforce April 18, 2020

Fergatory

A state of limbo inhabited exclusively by former Black Eyed Peas frontwoman, Fergie.

Tim: I wonder what Fergie is up to these days.

Reggie: Dude, no one knows. She's been in Fergatory.

by Dr. Gary Mustard June 10, 2020

Ferreting

The act of doing something your own way even if bone idle

Josh has been ferreting his way through life

by Legend 5357 June 27, 2020

Ferret

A strange weasel looking creature that some people have as pets.

“My pet ferret was taken to the veterinarian yesterday after he threw up.”

by Hickory Bush September 2, 2020