Dumping Monkey

The man defecates on the woman's chest. The woman throws it back at the man. He beats on his chest and yells 'oh oh oh I'm the dumping monkey!'

I'm swinging from a tree tonight like I'm a dumping monkey - oh oh oh!

by WFTR November 1, 2013

Dump Dial

The act of calling your friends while taking a dump. Usually happens after large meals of the Mexican genre. The dump dialer usually forgets the phone call and or regrets the phone call in the morning.

Oh man I really gotta stop dump dialing when I'm eating.

Dude you dump dialed me last night?

by Steveo Hando March 26, 2009

Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017

humble dump

the action by which a guy who wants to break up with his girl does so by convincing her to break up with him. he will grow gradually cold and distant until his girl gets annoyed and dumps him.

many guys who use this tactic believe it is more tactful or easier than outright breaking up with a girl.

“so did say you wanted to break up with her?”
“nah i had to humble dump her so i wouldn’t hurt her feelings”

by the great auk September 16, 2018

Dump and run

The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.

(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”

by Flextramile December 16, 2021

spike dump

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.

"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"

by 7 ball February 22, 2018

doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.

This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.

by Spitballer February 15, 2020