deffet

a lost soul with a distinctive laugh, giving his theory on everything;can also be clumsy at times followed with the infamous laughs.

man your so deffet!
oh here comes a deffet!
can i get your deffet on that!

by mr. everyone can have a say April 29, 2007

duffle bag hoe

hoe who is homeless and smells as bad as a gym bag

I blew my load on that duffle bag hoe for half a turkey sandwitch.

by big nigg heff May 29, 2009

duff'd

When something goes horribly wrong, as in when Hillary Duff was given a recording contract.

1) Did you see that guy get hit by that truck? Man, that was duff'd.

2) That girl's face is duff'd.

by Mirage December 31, 2004

DUFF

Acronym meaning designated ugly fat friend. This is the disgusting ugly fat friend that tags along with the hot chicks. Said hot chicks allow this as it makes them look less shallow and more attractive.

Ian: I've been tryin' to get Jenna alone for weeks now, but Bertha's always around.

Shawn: Ew, dude, Bertha's a total DUFF.

Ian: You think you could hold her attention while I talk to Jenna?

Shawn: That depends on how much you're willing to pay me.

by xdanielx October 3, 2008

hilary duff

A girl who has made a LOT for herself despite her "lack of talents".

I want to see you all do better.

person: omg! i hate hilary duff! she has no talent yet she's making millions.
emily: woah is you.

by emilyhXe April 10, 2006

Hilary Duff

A great singer and actress! Hilary Duff is funny, cool and soooooo good to watch. She might be a little bit fat but I think she's still pretty good the way she looks. I'm not a real fan of Hilary but I quite like the songs "Wake Up", "So Yesterday" and "Why Not" I think she's really good and I don't care if you think she's awful but I know that she rawx!

Hilary Duff RoX! You know why? Because she's a really good singer/actress!

by *dUUnnO* November 4, 2006

Duff Squared

A Designated Unattractive Fat Friend, or a Dumb Ugly Fat Fuck- a duff is a girl who is the ugly chick at the party that would be a considerable hook up with a high amount of alcohol ingested. A duff^2 is the girl at the party who is so fugly that no substance in any form can justify a random hook up

Hey chris, michelle just showed up, but she brought 3 fucking duffs, jill, heather, and theresa.
-one bottle of tequila later
Tom - yo bro, heather is bangin
Chris - yea but shes occupied with mike, how does theresa look.
Tom - Fuck that bro, i wouldnt go near her with a ten foot pole, she is clearly a Duff Squared

by Scoooooter August 21, 2008