Mud In Her Ditch

When a women wipes from the back to the front thereby depositing feces ie MUD into her vagina ie her DITCH.

"Dude, that bitch was so nasty when I went down on her she had mud in her ditch."

by PoopMongrual November 13, 2013

ding dong ditcher

Kids who do pranks by ringing people's door bells.

I shot the ding dong ditchers with a paintball, they were getting on my nerves.

by Juju_02 July 11, 2016

Degenerative Genital Discharge

An extreme form of necrosis where the genitalia becomes degraded and spews your cum everywhere at any time for no real reason.

"Hank has Degenerative Genital Discharge. He randomly unloads cum on us." Jonny said.
"Ha, what a fuckin' queer." Brock responded.

by Wolfgang Yharnum May 16, 2018

dick and ditch

When a man knocks a woman up and leaves her to care for the baby with no support.

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

by Awesomeness20 June 12, 2018

Schlong Dong Ditch

When a guy taps his flaccid penis against an unaroused female clitoris in a consensual way, followed immediately by sleep.

Guy 1: Awh man did you sleep with Karen last night?
Guy 2: No dude, I schlong dong ditched her.

by Marinadoom August 2, 2018

Tuna fajita discharge

A certain smell only associated with skanks and whores

Freddy noticed the girl across from him in church smelled of tuna fajita discharge, he knew she was in the wrong place.

by Jaypee73 September 13, 2018

Dick and ditch

When you get dicked down and he goes to sleep directly after

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

by Sincerelyabigail February 6, 2019