David 

A whore that won’t just choke me and call me his bitch

One: who’s David?
Two: A whore

David by Dommy.mommy August 6, 2022

David 

David is a sad pathetic wanna be Carlos. He makes up lies about himself to cover up his ugly physical features. He's probably gay, but tries to say straight jokes. Not only is he gay, but he thinks that every boy likes him because they laugh at one of his jokes.

There goes David's fat ass.

David by unknown10101010 May 23, 2017

David 

an asian slut

if u see a David RUN BITCHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

David by LK408 April 2, 2017

David 

Possibly one of the dumbest,annoying, and least intelligent people to ever exist.
They usually have brown hair and

usually have glasses.

Person: Ughh there’s David

David by The mystery 5000 October 15, 2017

David 

Narcissistic, self-absorbed yet insecure; follower even though demands to be a leader; thrives on Butt pleasure and singing pirates of penzance

That guy is such a David

David by Shaka69 January 12, 2018

David 

one who forces anothor person to have sexual intercourse by violent assault or forcible interference; violation ! to the extreme . homosexual

DAVID ; heellooo there .
MAN ; ... hi ?
DAVID ; how are you ?
MAN ; ... i'm fine right nOOOWWWWWWAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING ? STOP TOUCHING ME ! LEAVE ME ALONE ! HELP ! HOMOSEXUAL RAPE ! HEEEEEEEEELP!
DAVID ; stfu . nice butt btw . here's my number .
MAN ; - attempting suicide -
DAVID ; heey what are you doing there buddy ?
MAN ; - dead -
DAVID ; oh well , i can use his corpse .

David by slfgalifgaf June 20, 2009

David 

A small little boy that enjoys mandingo and boys.

Omfg is that a David!?!! Gross asf

David by Definitely True March 27, 2015