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Crustabate

This occurs when crust seeps out of an individual.
Dan Millahews crustabated on the haters, daily.
by Millahews March 26, 2019
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Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.
Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.
by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020
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crusty berries

Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedly masterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
I need a shower I have so many crusty berries from all this porn I've been watching
by blumpkin25 February 9, 2015
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Chapped lip crusty

Alex - Racism is chapped lip crusty

Flower- Bet
Bones- Facts
by Kyokochan March 19, 2021
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the caust

Today in history class, we learned about the caust. Truly horrible what happened there.
by le alvin March 3, 2021
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clusterfuck

worse than sticking your dick in an anthill for the rest of your life
person 1: would you rather move to south sudan or have your dick stuck in an anthill for -
sam: *slathers on honey* dude that place is a clusterfuck
by itsmebeany April 5, 2021
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clusterfuck

OMG, that room is a clusterfuck!
by Starchylde December 29, 2014
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