crapper flapper

When you fart and it feels like your butthole slaps together and sounds like a seel clapping its hands

Oh shit, did you hear Dave's crapper flapper last night!

by PowerLiftyThing April 10, 2020

Chapter 1: Alleys

The first chapter of Piggy: Book 2. This is probably the last chapter that will be released in early September.

Me: How do you beat Alleys!!? I am raging!
Some YouTuber: How to beat Chapter 1: Alleys: Guide.
Me: Watches, likes, subscribes and comments.

by Lol Memes ;) September 13, 2020

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Craptor

A person who regularly sphews bullshit as a means of communicating.

The narcissist is so unbelieveable, a typical craptor.

by Luingventorjenk November 21, 2020

Chapter 13

Chapter 13 are a band that auditioned for Britain’s got talent 2019, getting Amanda Holden’s Golden Buzzer. The group is made up of Lead singer & rhythm guitarist, Tom Abisgold; Lead guitarist Jake Slack; Drummer, Noah Key; and Bassist & main backing vocals, Jacob Swann.

Chapter 13 are extremely talented! I saw their audition and I couldn’t believe my eyes.

by lillsclark;) January 7, 2021

Crapper Tea

that sweet brew that appears in your toilet bowl a couple of hours after pushing your turd to the other side with a toilet brush when it fails to flush away.

Person 1: "dude wtf the toilet's unflushed"
Person 2: "relax mate, it's just crapper tea"

by raslie March 5, 2021

Chaptered

A) To File Chapter 11 Protection under the U.S Bankruptcy code

B) A hill that Adam will die on

That Shaleco chaptered

Ya... they chaptered out bro

by anonymous March 9, 2021