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Craner

Shawty a craner”
by DfromBX July 23, 2025
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Crapper cracker

1. What you make when you shit your pants in the car with the heated seat warmer on.

2. A generally crappy white person (informal)
1. “Awh man, I made a crapper cracker on the way home.”
2. “Man, Jake is such a crapper cracker.”
by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025
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Crapper Barrel

A casual dining restaurant that sorely lacks uniqueness, atmosphere, or a good menu.
I was hoping to George would take me to Olive Garden for Friday date night, but it looks as if we'll be going to the Crapper Barrel instead.
by anonymous August 24, 2025
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crapestry

The rich tapestry of the crappy details of someone's experience battling mental health issues or trauma.
She had a horrific crapestry in her upbringing that still affects her behavior as an adult.
by Adelcrite December 9, 2025
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crapper

1. Somebody who takes a lot of shits.

2. Shortened version of Christian rapper, the term in which created by youtuber Stevie T.
Example 1:
Person 1: Where in the hell is Linda?
Person 2: She's takin' a shit.
Person 1: Again? That's the 3rd time today!
Person 2: Yeah, she's a real crapper.

Example 2:
Person 1: Bro, you're listening to *Christian rapper's name here*'s new song?
Person 2: Yeah, I like listening to crappers, so what?
by Glitchurr December 15, 2025
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Coochie Cramper

"Ah Jeez! My Coochie Cramper Is Acting Up Again"
by moises11 October 18, 2005
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too cramer

A statement so astoundingly devoid of intelligence, so revved down to the lowest level of imbecility, so devoid of substance or logic, that it justifies coining a new verb, "too cramer", to designate this utter extreme of, hopeless,
illogicality, incompetence, and tomfoolery.
If you believe that every bad thing in the world happens because of jews, you are too cramer.
by Ben H. Cramer March 26, 2008
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