cock blocker

a person who truly stops at nothing to prevent another (usually a male) from getting any type of burn.

when sean saw that mahsul was getting too much burn he initiated the cock blocker 3000 (a.k.a Max) who then approched Mahsul and asked him for the hw... while he got it from his bag max began talking to the girl.... max then left with mahsuls hw, his girl, and his dignity.... the encounter ended with mahsul calling max a cock blocker.

by Firekrotch October 11, 2007

photo cock blocker

a person who interrupts the picture in the background while your taking a picture

jimmy we have to take the picture again,the photo cock blocker messed up the picture.

by thegohst525 January 23, 2010

Cock Blocker

When assisting a customer at a retail store, getting your sale on, and the girlfriend comes and says, "you look gay." Your sale is gone. You've been cockblocked.

As soon as I got him to put on one of those $500 shirt, his girlfriend totally cock blocked me. What a bitch.

by hurricane November 7, 2003

Olympic cock blocking

Just added this year as a new sport. United States did not win, neither did China. Actually, the Vatican city won the gold medal in cock blocking, both singles, doubles, and relay cock blocking.

Nobody fucks with the vatican Olympic cock blocking team.

by Solid Mantis August 15, 2016

Cock Blockbuster

A store where you can rent or buy videos of people getting cock blocked. Also known as Letdown Porn

Guy: Dude i went to cock blockbuster last night want to watch a movie?
Ugly Guy: No thanks i'm going to the porn video store to watch actual porn, not almost porn.

by cockblockbusterclerk April 24, 2010

cock blocker

my mom. missy hartzog

P1: i was trying to get my freak on with some chick but my mom cock blocked and stopped my game.

P2: man whata bitch. your mom needs to be euthanized. she is such a cock blocker!

P1: word! agreed!

by ihatemymom September 16, 2010

e-cock blocking

v. to prevent ones friend from engaging in sexual activities by use of electronic means ie. facebook, myspace, AIM, YIM, Email, MSN

Random guy :"Broseph, what the shit. Why did you post that shit on facebook, you're totally e-cock blocking"

Javier "Yo man i totally just played tonsil hockey with this chick"

Dustin "haha dude im so gunna post that shit on facebook"

Javier "dude you are such a douche for e-cock blocking me"

by No you do February 24, 2009