butter my muffin

to cum on a girls ass

jude law can butter my muffin anyday!

by jmb jacquie May 30, 2008

Big Butter Jesus

a 60' tall statue of Jesus made out of a light colored stone that looks like butter, located in Middleton,OH along I-75 just north of Cincinnati

The Big Butter Jesus became famous because of novelty song by Heywood Banks.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

butter her muffin

Butter her muffin:Have sex with her

From a classic line from the movie "Weird Science". Douchebag Chet (Bill Paxton) checks out crazy hot Lisa (Kelly LeBrock) and says he'd like to "Butter her muffin". This refers to finding her sexually attractive and the desire to have sexual intercourse with her. Lisa then transforms Chet into a pus spewing massive turd-like creature. One of the greatest comeuppances that ever comeuppanced.

Erik: Man, Kristjana is smokin' hot
Matt: She's not bad.
Erik: Are you kidding!?!?! I've give my left nut to butter her muffin!

by Gmonnaie September 30, 2008

chud butter

the un-acknowledged remains of a womans long day, often taking the form of yellowish cream discharge with a consistancy of old yogurt. typically found in the panties.

i wish that bitch would pick her panties up. her chud butter looks like she fucked a hot dog.

by WILLISinNOLA November 8, 2007

Jerk Butter

n; A favored lubricant I.E. KY Jelly

My personal favorite jerk butter would be crisco with sand.

by Kitrick November 16, 2009

ball butter

that gooey residue that stays on your nuts after sweating all day.

Dude this is rancid ball butter!

by Mama Jax November 2, 2006

Pussy Butter

The freshly churned residue in or around a woman's hoo-haa after furious bunny humping. Notably, a smooth consistency and slightly off-white color are what relate it to butter.

Damn woman, that was hot, now go clean off that pussy butter and lets leave this toilet stall and go back to the paaarrrty!

by Whorecrux June 20, 2010