fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.

Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?

by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008

bread and butter

(n.) One's trade, proffession or other means of earning.

a little bird told me that sucking cock is your bread and butter

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Bread Sticking

occurs when a man dips his penis in butter and garlic salt, then surprises his girlfriend with garlic break flavor when she goes down on him.

Last night, in the heat of the moment, I tasted garlic and realized Tom was bread sticking me!

by GingerBunny October 18, 2011

Ped Bread

Bread made using the contents of a ped egg.

My girlfriend dumped me after I made her ped bread for breakfast. Totally worth it.

by Yaziyo August 11, 2010

bread infection

everything that is wrong with Urban Dictionary. This is the type of editor who spends every minute of his day polluting this site with "words" like wnuczek, yobrodawgshitfucknadsboy, and yonkydonkey . He is completely illiterate (see his definition of author). He currently has 189 definitions... And those are just the ones that were approved (most likely by himself). Basically, author bread infection is the perfect example of fail in Urban Dictionary.

Naive Kid: "snoopet!"
You: "WTF"
Naive Kid: "It means fat chicks need lovin too but they gotta pay!"
You: "No, it means you fail to realize that Urban Dictionary is a free dictionary that anyone can add to: which means retard users like bread infection infect the site with bullshit, and it stays there forever, because it takes too much effort for editors to delete each definition. If Urban Dictionary had a way to ban him and delete all his defs in one fell swoop, nothing of value would be lost."

by pseudoanonymous August 22, 2009

bread aisle

The location in food stores to find bakery products like buns, rolls and multigrain bread.

After quitting doughnuts, I met my fiancé in the bread aisle.

by yes juanito yes February 15, 2015