blade rage

Similar to {road rage}, this event occurs with rollerblades where one becomes very aggressive or ill-tempered at others, including cars, bikes, pedestrians, SUV-type baby carriages, other bladers, unleashed dogs, and children.

I had a serious case of blade rage when the damn taxi was closing in on my path.

by Frank June 17, 2003

bladeradius

1) Radius of a blade.
2) Egotistical UT dork.

Ok, that was a good game, but you don't need to get all bladeradius about it...

by HIHI September 4, 2003

bladipated

Constipation of the dick.

I was so fucking bladipated last night.

by No brakes15 September 30, 2003

Bladder Erection

Derived from the term Bladder Infection, a bladder erection is when a male has to urinate so terribly badly that his penis actually becomes erect.

Dude 1: Dude, is your dick hard? come on man we're in the men's locker room

Dude 2: Sorry man, I forgot to piss this morning when I woke up and i've been holding it in all day.

Dude 1: Oh so it's just a bladder erection? Well thats cool, just piss in the sink like everyone else.

by taco49er November 29, 2011

Blade

Slang term for a gay male. Typically used in the American American community

"These blades are fierce!"
"Girl you can't date him, he's a blade."

by goose step October 14, 2017

Blade

A total complete rubber. The highest form of a beat-off. Imagine if a cheesedick and a bust-out had a baby....it would be a blade.

This guy just introduced himself to me as Gus. He then proceeded to explained that his name was a nickname, an acronym actually. G.U.S. -> "Good Under the Sheets" ....that's what it stands for, he told me. What a total fucking blade.

You know damn well he nicknamed himself that.

by Pappy Van Squiggle July 9, 2019

blade bonasse

hi guys today we'll eat people for free

ooooohohoohohoooho im going to blade bonasse you

by spoodertable10000 April 26, 2019