bless you dick

when your dick cums and releases the cum

i said "bless you dick" when i cummed

by dickey March 17, 2005

Bless Up

A word used by a football player before a game when there in no chance of winning.

Alex screamed bless up every game day

by Fund my Cat December 2, 2016

Bless your trap

created by Nick Quas , this phrase is used to describe when someone does something for another to help them

Hey sean im gana bless your trap and help you get nudies.

by bless the trap April 12, 2020

bless

The way to say "that was so stupid, even a blonde wouldn't even have done it, muppet," without actually offending someone.

Mom: "Billy just keked his breeks."
Pop: "Bless."

by LucySkyDiamond April 3, 2005

Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.

Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg

by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020

Blessucky

Blessucky is a cross between blessed and lucky. Some people can't decide if they want to say, "You are blessed," because it might offend people who believe in Science. Some people can't decide if they want to say, "You are lucky," especially if they don't believe in chance. Thus, just say, "You are so blessucky!"

I am the most blessucky person I know!

by LeeHiggymama October 2, 2010

Blessed the car

Having some good ol' sex in your new car is considered blessing it. You can do it on the bonnet, in the front or back seats, or even in the boot if you're dwarven.

"Me and Andy blessed his racecar last night in hopes that it would bring good luck"

"My girlfriend and I blessed the car when we went to the drive-in movie last night, it was so good"

by Queen of your heart September 24, 2016