blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024

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Blas Format

Translated from german "blow format" is a play on the word blasphemy.

"Hey bud, have you heard, gleb spreads blasphemy"

"Blas Format? Yea bruh gleb gave hella head yesterday"

by forklift wizard February 20, 2026

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Blahsphemy

The outrageous act of saying something so dull, boring, or nonsensical that it offends the very concept of interesting conversation.

“During the meeting, Carl committed pure blahsphemy when he talked for 20 minutes and said absolutely nothing.”

by Suburban Despot March 13, 2026

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Blaised (adj.)

A state of elevated chill achieved when you’re feeling both “blazed” and “blessed.” Coined in honour of Blaise, the coolest Frenchman to ever grace a smoking sesh with his presence. When you’re “blaised,” you’re not just simply high, you’re on another spectrum — serene, enlightened, and feeling grateful you desire what you already have.

“Bro, I just hit that zoot and now I’m so blaised... life’s good, man.”

For those moments when regular “blazed” just doesn’t aptly describe the phenomenal experience, and you’re feeling a little extra refined.

by DignitasDan September 5, 2024

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