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The Bachelor

This national addiction to a reality TV show threatens to overtake the popularity of the Melbourne cup.

Don't believe it? There's a Sportsbet on the contestants of 2019.
Yolanda: "Research shows that The Bachelor and the rest of reality television has good nutritional value, contrary to popular belief. It makes you feel like you're better than the people on those shows."
*sits down on the couch at 7pm to watch people locked in a mansion fighting each other*
by fuelledbysatan August 14, 2019
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Bitch Bachelor

when a girl flirts with multiple guys keeps them on the hook well leading them on and slowly filters them out of her circle without letting them know till she's left with one.
I hate how that e-girl constantly plays bitch Bachelor I hope she gets fucking, cheated on
by terrorink January 30, 2021
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The bachelor

Instead of filming the suits and all the formal shit, the parties, the socializing and the things that make the bachelors in the show look like important, grown up people, they should film the show in the guy's mother's house to show people how uninteresting his life really is in behind the scenes, raw footage.
Females could see why that dude was called the Bachelor after watching the show.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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The bachelorette

Another show they should film in the bacholerette's mother's house instead of at parties, socializing, in dresses, and so on, just to separate image/illusion from reality, and show people that regardless of sex or even whether the bacholerette is marrying a guy or a girl, people live uninteresting lives in their 20s and 30s when there no cameras, spotlights, or scenes to be up front of.
The audience was listening to the bachelorette's mother make fun of her on TV and suddenly they didn't see what all the fuss was about with this TV show, even the guys didn't. The bachelorette was just a big 2 year old to her mother, except less interesting to everyone else than people are when they really are 2.
by The Original Agahnim July 29, 2021
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economics bachelor

a woman with an economics major is probably a huge bitch with an anti social personality and is very incapable of love. she is very pretty but very much a horrible person. its not because she can make her own choices, its because shes hurting people with them. they may be the money making machine, but she wont get a boyfriend because with all the money she has earned with whatever business she starts with that bachelor she wont need one
i dont wanna date a woman with an economics bachelor cause i think shes gonna hit me
by The Big Apple on Yik Yak November 21, 2021
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golden bachelor

In Chinese society and that single men reaching a certain age will often be labeled as either "golden bachelors", specifically over the age of 30.
Ohh bro! How old are you?
I’m 35.
And you’re still single! Praise the golden bachelor
by DeKKa Mill July 19, 2023
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Gentleman Bachelor

Another word for a gay man. Especially one that stays a bachelor to “focus on work.” He may or may not have a close “coworker.”
“Why did Uncle Billy bring his friend Larry to the family reunion?”
Uncle Billy is a gentleman bachelor.”
by izaruru May 30, 2023
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