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Community Roots Academy

CRA, or Community Roots Academy, was the battlefield where Jesus and Satan fought to the death in the year 1. Right as the battle was going to blow up the battlefield, a powerful god ascended from the skies, his name was Ernestus the 4th. He broke up the battle and sent both people to the other sides of the universe. Ernestus restored the battlefield and went under the name of Ernesto. He vowed to protect the sacred battlefield for the rest of eternity, many battles between powerful deities ensued there, however, it was turned into a school in the year 2011, at which point, the demons who once fought there, decided to stop fighting, and instead, haunted the school, making it a hellhole for all students who go there, despite the (mostly) amazing Teachers hired. The Boys bathroom is always dirty. no matter how much guardian Ernesto tries to keep it clean. and the girls bathroom is fine because all demons are Simps. Demons also hate children, and therefore sometimes posess the children, usually the most annoying ones.
by Anonynous Scribe April 19, 2022
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academia

"Academia is a collective term for the scientific and cultural community engaged in higher education and peer-reviewed research, taken as a whole." -wikipedia

To put it frankly, academians (those who are in the field of academia) have the ability, and often do take anything which a regular person can describe in a few simple steps, and turn it into a 20 page guidebook comprised entirely of unnecissary information, not to mention they will have 20 different terms for the same thing without having any indication that those 20 things are just the same thing, and thus it will take you days to decode it back into those few simple steps.
"On Intellectual Craftsmanship

Before you are through with any piece of work,
no matter how indirectly on occasion, orient it
to the central and continuing task of
understanding the structure and the drift, the
shaping and the meanings, of your own period,
the terrible and magnificent world of human
society in the second half of the twentieth
century" - Typical Statement by a professor in Academia.
by Devildude November 8, 2008
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Durham Academy

Durham Academy is a private school located in Durham, NC. It is a K-12 school. Homework load is usually from 1-3 hours. DA's mascot is a cavalier. DA's sports teams are usually very good. DA students usually go to excellent colleges. DA is an awesome school and you should totally go to it.
Guy1: Hey dude guess what!
Guy 2: What?
Guy: I got into Durham Academy!
Guy2: Awesome!
by Mattisawesome April 1, 2015
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Arcady

A mythical land dreamed up by Peter and Carla, based on Good ol' England and a perfect life. Like herion without the er, heroin.
"The Arcadyan dream has all fallen throught, but the Albion sails on course," -When they lost their faith
by Emily Atkinson June 4, 2005
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westlake academy

A white hick school in northern Texas where the the two things you see more than white people are cows and wasps.

If you are black or mexican, it is likely that you will be one of the two in your graduating class.
Student A: You go to Westlake Academy? Isn’t it a difficult IB ( international Baccalaureate) school where everyone drops out after the first semester of DP (diploma program) ?
Student B: Most of the time. But it’s more known for its abundance of cows and wasps.
by pissedoffchic101 June 23, 2018
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River City Science Academy!

A school where Turks vastly outnumber staff and students by 10 to 1. Where could a place possibly exist you may ask?
Such place exists where they incorporate turkish as a foreign language and where they attempt to sell e coli infested food. So somewhere in hell.
All jokes aside
This school is a charter school residing in jacksonville florida on beach blvd. Right across from the Winn Dixie. The school does not have enough parking lots so sometimes people have to park across the street. Then they have to cross a busy intersection in order to get to class, potentially getting hit in the process. All of the school windows are 3/8ths tinted nothing more nothing less. Hard to understand teachers though. The school was originally a law firm building until the built it into a school. The best part about this school is their quesos and nothing more. Also teachers shouldn't be allowed to have 20 class pets trapped in little cages in a room. The odor that is emitting from that room is not only hazardous but no living creature should have to endure the pain of having to smell such a thing everyday when wondering around the back end of the hallways. I can almost swear to you that the cages for the pets have not been changed since the day they were brought there.
Scenario 1
Person3: *Yells on the top of his lungs* "River City Science Academy! can suck my big fat futo."
Person1: "Woaaaaa Did you hear him"
Person2: "Only at River City Science Academy! will you hear such a thing "

Scenario 2
Random Person who just happens to walk by you " Bro i swear if the principle shaved his mustache he'll look like Bashar al asad"

Person 1: *thinks in head* "WTF DID I JUST HEAR"

Scenario 3
Teacher : *speaks in a broken english dilect* " Ok class today we will be doing derivatives so open your books to page 221"
Student *wispers to himself* " i got this man this junk is to easy"
Teacher " OK class so what i want you to do now is take out a sheet of paper and...... mish mish mish mish "
Student" What do you want us to do again sorry"
Teacher " I said mish mish mish mish then after that you want to use the mish mish mish mish Ok"
Student " Yea got it thanks for clarifying" *thinks to himself ye imma just copy off buddy later

Scenario 4:

Student 1: Hey i'm going to write a review for the school
Student 2: Sure lets do it
*submits the review and attend school the next day when they get a suspension*
Student 3: Only at River City Science Academy!
by Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamarr December 2, 2017
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academic decathlon

a scholastic competition which involves all of the following:
1) the abuse of any number of anti-sleep substances
2) epic plastic swordfight
3) a 500 ton binder that won't ever be used for anything besides dropping it on the floor to annoy the superintendent on the first floor
4) a super-action-packed event called the super quiz, during which the honors students sit and laugh at the varsity students, followed by an intense jousting match
5) giving an interview and speech to a panel of three old, stoic and unfailingly unsatisfied judges
6) a vast amount of unattractive people

or, 7) a term used to describe anyone with large bags under their eyes, a vast amount of bruising or dry erase marker all over their hands
1) freshman year I used coffee to study lewis and clark, but i've found that anatomy and physiology requires crystal meth
2) did you see those freaks upstairs in plastic armor? the acadorks ought to be dragged out in the street and shot.
3) why does she have trouble walking into school on mondays and thursdays?
4) did you see that stupid kid who just got 0/5?! please, i got at least one.
5) my speech judge tried to hold up her "30 seconds remaining sign" but she was arthritic and so i continued on for five more minutes and got a 80.
6) hey, he's not bad looking... for an acadork.
7) that bitch in my ap lang and comp class? she makes no sense, she's so academic decathlon in the morning.
by misspandora July 23, 2008
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