Flower Anus 

When the anus is blooming with hemroids that appear to form a flower on the entrance of the anus. This is caused by too much or too rough anal sex.

I had sex with Sam last night I totally saw that they had a flower anus!! It was narsty

Flower Anus by eristyn February 3, 2012

the anus bhutt 

When a man wearing a strap on is pegging another man while the dude getting pegged reaches back between his legs and jerks off the guy with the strap on... to completion.

I put on a strap on and did the anus bhutt.

the anus bhutt by Anusbhutt October 16, 2015

Omaha Anus Shatterer 

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.

Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.

Omaha Anus Shatterer by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010

crusty anus 

after one has taken a dump, sometimes they dont wipe their anus properly which may lead to leftover dried shit crusting around the ring of the anus.

man i tried to lick her ass, but she had a crusty anus, she needs to clean it better!

crusty anus by Mya April 10, 2005

Alabama Anus Buster 

When u insert a jack hammer into ur partners poop tunnel and it comes out the front end and you get the remains and feed em to ur dog and proceed to have inntercours while ur partners slowly dies

Aye what's up jusiah I had to call an ambulance after I hit that chick with tha Alabama Anus Buster

Alabama Anus Buster by Hurdle season November 30, 2016

screaming anus 

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit

Did you just hear that screaming anus!?

screaming anus by Freddyrk January 24, 2009

Anal-anus 

The quintessential anal orifice. Located directly in the center of the human ass, this location is purely theoretical but can be localized using Computed Tomography (CT).

Ow, I think my anal-anus is acting up again, better take some aspirin.

Anal-anus by Mr. Friend 2 September 26, 2009