Abuse

Healthy discipline with the integration of hardware.

"Kid mouthed off to me, so I disciplined his fat ass with a shovel." "Oh so you abused him"

"Dat ass... I'd ABUSE that bitch."

by RealWorldDefinitions December 18, 2012

Absurd Bird

A hand gesture in which one hooks both thumbs together and flaps their fingers like a bird's wings. Like its cousins awkward turtle and tmi turtkey, absurd bird is meant to show just how absurd a situation is. The more absurd the situation, the higher absurd bird flies.

Twilight Fan: Have you read Breaking Dawn yet?!

Random Guy: Yeah, absurd bird was flyin' high the whole time.

by Anonymous3827264832 September 29, 2008

Animal abuse

When you do something that causes harm or discomfort to your human body.

Greg: I take freezing cold showers and juice cleanse to keep my chakras aligned.

Mark: That‘s straight up animal abuse.

by Madisonraddison April 26, 2021

Child abuse day

Cuz of the woman abuse day. We need a child abuse day. so on the 13th of October you can now punch child

Child abuse day

by Steven dg November 21, 2021

Abuse Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was harmful treatment--which he is.

"THE KID suffered sexual Abuse Willis."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

hashtag abuser

Someone who tends to overuse hash tags on twitter/Instagram to seem cool/hip.

I hate it when people post way too many hash tags on their photos.
What, like Joey?
Yeah, he's like the ultimate hashtag abuser

by ratelti August 4, 2014

thermal abuse

Creating discomfort by purposefully putting cold appendages on your partner's warm body.

My wife is the master of thermal abuse, the bitch won't stop putting her cold feet on my back while I'm trying to sleep!

by SteveTrivet August 18, 2017