dirty unicorn

The act of defecating into the cotton candy cone and spinning a glorious fluffy cloud of sugar hiding the brown scourge from prying eyes. Then you seduce your best friends wife while watching Phil Collins' masterwork, the last unicorn. During fellatio you begin the act by violently cumming a potentially lethal amount of sperm into her eyes, nose, and mouth. Just before she starts to whinny and buck about you slam the cone of death onto her forehead and scream THUNDER CATS HOOOOEEEE!! All of this is set to in the air tonight and the head slams happens during the drum roll.

Dude I totally gave Jamie a dirty unicorn last night, and now she loves Phil Collins! Did I make a mistake?

by The handler December 09, 2014

Dirty Davis

a technique usually employed during the rear entry sexual position in which a man places his finger in his own ass and then rubs his finger along the upper lip of his unsuspecting partner; variant of the Dirty Sanchez

Yo dude, I gave Lindsay a Dirty Davis last night and the mamma went buck wild. She was a mad ride

by Snoopy Pugh April 25, 2012

Dirty Carmine

You begin with a blumpkin- receiving oral sex while taking a wicked shit. Once you are done shitting you get off the bowl and bend the girl over so that her head is submerged in the shit water. you then procede to fuck her ass hard!!

that blumpkin was getting boring, so i heated things up by going dirty carmine!!!

by LukeAss May 06, 2007

dirty beanbag

when a guys scratches his nut sack and slaps someone in the face using the same hand

At the party, Studer gave Korbi a dirty beanbag.

by Swann September 20, 2005

dirty brody

A sex act popular in central Wisconsin between one guy and two girl. The guy starts having sex with one girl, but pulls out just prior to orgasm. He then enters the second girl and ejaculates inside her.

Dude, Miranda was totally on the receiving end of a Dirty Brody last night!

by Centurion69420 July 25, 2017

dirty larissa

A gorgeous woman that will punch you in the face during sex

“She really dirty Larissa’d me in bed last night! I’ll have this black eye for 2 weeks!”

by sadasahoe March 29, 2020

Dirty Dom

When a man takes so much ketamine they lose feeling of their body below the waist.
They then proceed to fuck a girl but do not realise how much damage they are doing due to the loss of feeling in the lower body resulting in the destruction of a female and a friends mums bed.

Did you hear about that girl who got Dirty Dommed??”
“Yeah man, she ended up looking like a Katsu curry”
“Yeah she looked like she’d been beaten with a microwave”

by MicrowavesAreWeapons April 08, 2020