Proceeding to get absolutely shit faced on the train, with mini bottles of wine, preferably purchased from M&S and drunk out of plastic cups. Because, you know, train wine is a classy affair.
When a man has unprotected sex with a girl on her period, then has unprotected sex with an undressed salad, then has sex with the same girl's mom as the girl eats the salad all while on a merry-go-round
The act of inserting a catheter into the male bladder, draining out the urine then using a large syringe to inject wine back in so that it can be served by a dangling cock. Warning: There is a case report of this procedure causing life threatening septic shock, or "cock shock".
Suzy went to the wine tasting party where a vintage wee wee wine was being served by human wine decanting through enormous cock.