diet whoopass

A can of whoopass suitible for diabetics.

Tara: I'm going to open a can of whoopass on ya.
Bob: Please don't, I'm a diabetic.
Tara: Fine then, diet whoopass.

by Kay March 21, 2004

Indiscriminate ass whoopin

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins

black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin

by huggies and a high black guy November 30, 2011

Whoopi Goldberg

Eating/licking the dried faecal remains tangled in the hair around the asshole area.

Dad: 'Would you nail that girl?'

Keith:' Fuck yeah man, I would Whoopi Goldberg her!'

by OldYag October 7, 2009

Whoopsie

to get a boner at a bad time

"Dude, RIGHT before I had to give my speech to the class, I got a whoopsie!"

by Chili_Dude December 20, 2008

whip whoop

a name used for a man's penis, as used in hip-hop music.

I'll bring the whip whoop, you bring the cookbook.

by Dean S June 11, 2006

can of whoopass

A blustery threat made by a loud bully boy just before he gets his own ass whooped by a REAL bumkicker.

Bruiser Boy: Hey, I'm going to open a can of whoopass.

Street Sweeper: (He doesn't say anything; he just whoops the Bruiser Boy's ass.)

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Whoop Whoop!

Warning of an unaccaptable turn of conversation.

Whoop Whoop! BORING ALERT!

Not to be confused with KRS1's 'WHOOP WHOOP Dat's da sound a da police'

by ODDBALLS December 12, 2008