Winterbottom

An erection in a public space

I can't stand up right now, I've got a winterbottom
Got kicked out the pub for having a winterbottom

by ManWithABigWinterbottom April 21, 2019

Taylor Winter

two words, Boooty Thick.

"Taylor Winter's ass man, it's booty thick."

by Donny Coff April 6, 2010

Rick Western

Rick Western is when your auto correct on your phone changes getting your dick wet into RICK WESTERN< SO rick western means gettin your RICK WESTERN ( dick wet )

hey guys lets go get our rick western ..

last night i got my rick western.

Going to a party to get my rick western.

hey my rick is western.

by william holdin September 6, 2011

Western Girl

A western girl is like the Canadian version of a 'valley girl'. 'Western' refers to the place where Western girls are created and thrive, the University of Western Ontario. If you are unsure how to recognize a western girl, you need only observe females at UWO for 5 minutes. Eventually you realize the girl that keeps walking past you wearing ugg boots, tights, a boob belt, large sunglasses a lulu lemon headband, purposely messy hair, and a very expensive purse is actually many different girls dressed exactly the same. Bingo - those are the western girls.
An insider has told me that the purpose of 'becoming' a western girl is a (albeit) weak attempt at buying popularity and fitting in.

While many try to be Western girls, the true western girl not only looks the part, but is also slutty and dumb.

She spent the entire class blabbering about how she likes to wear tights with the lace at the bottom to show her individuality. She's a total western girl.

She asked the prof 'how come, like, we get more seasons than, like, Florida?'. She's such a western girl.

by been here long enough to know October 6, 2009

Winter Blanket

A relationship which starts after the Labor Day holiday lasting at the absolute latest until the Memorial Day celebrations and shore house rentals begin (Although mentally the relationship will be over in March or whenever the beach house deadline date is). This relationship is often used to give an individual time to heal all wounds caused over the intense months 21-30 year old males deal with between the aforementioned holidays. These wounds typically include but are not limited to their physical bodies shape and unhealthiness, wallet, vacation day allotment, and brain. The girls can range dramatically but are preferably the lower maintenance “cute girl” you hooked up with during the summer – usually towards the end as there is less time for you to mess it up.

Guy 1: Wow what a crazy summer it’s almost good it’s come to an end.
Guy 2: Yea, I need to get my life back together. I was thinking about asking that girl from last weekend on a date.
Guy 1: She was cool, seems like a perfect winter blanket.
Guy 2: yea you’re right… next summers going to be great.

by FckTuesday January 13, 2009

winter popsicle

A penis; as a popsicle is something cold to suck on on a hot day, a winter popsicle is something hot to suck on on a cold day.

It's pretty cold outside; I could go for a winter popsicle.

by xnijxnij December 22, 2008

western lotus

One of the many lotus sex position. The man sits directly on top of the womans feet, and bends both of his knees completely forward and the woman sit on him penis. This position is not that difficult for both man and woman, and overall is very pleasurable on both parts. However, it is more pleasurable for the woman.

"I love you so much, lets do the western lotus again."

by luv-u-2-luv-me May 2, 2009