Jerusalem Weekend

When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).

Late Thursday afternoon:

Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?

Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.

by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021

Pirate Weekend

A weekend away from inhibitions, when either a man or woman (mostly men) can explore same sex relations without being labeled gay or bi-sexual. Usually just an excuse to indulge into ones preferred sexual preference.

Tim said his wife lets him he bang anyone he wants on his Pirate Weekend, why does he always bang Dave?

by NoBueno615 April 21, 2021

teenie weenie

small shlong

“wow joey bierly has a teenie weenie”

by quke June 2, 2021

vampire weekend

a weekend where you close all the blinds and stay away from sunlight. A smaller version of a Vampire Life.

"I hate this week, I'm having a vampire weekend."

by Stacey Stacey July 11, 2021

cheenkie weenkie

a penis or the led of a mechanical pencil.

“yo bro he got a big cheenkie weenkie!”
“ugh I ran out of cheenkie weenkies”

by urmomsbff September 22, 2021

white weenie

Small dick energy build in deck builder games. Its a low investment, low effort game plan that insinuates small dick energy by its creation. Some people might call it streamlined but it can be easily countered by proper play.

Super Auto Pets: Horse Sheep Deer/Turkey Tiger Fly - Your White Weenie Build mean nothing to my single Hedgehog, Honey Badger&Bee/hippo/Rhino. Your small dick energy is nothing to the Anti-meta.

by GulagKing December 11, 2021

Wakeskate Weekend

The period from the end of one work week until the beginning of the next, spent at the lake Wake skating with some friends.

We had a bitchin Wakeskate Weekend, Marcus was throwing down Johnny Mac and hard flips

by NickMarcus March 20, 2022