3 definitions by Emanuel Goldstein
When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 2, 2021
During the pandemic, before engaging in sexual activity with another person, extensively question your partner about her respiratory health, take her temperature, and then only engage in sexual positions that don't require face to face contact to avoid contamination via airborne transmission.
"Dude - you hooked up with a girl you met on Tinder when there is a spike in Covid cases?"
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
"No worries bro - we had Fauci sex. We didn't kiss, and only did 69 and doggystyle - nothing face to face. Dr. Fauci would approve. I'm golden."
by Emanuel Goldstein May 7, 2021
After a girl hooks up with a guy and wakes up at his place the next morning, rather than walking home wearing the same clothes she had on the prior evening (the classic "walk of shame"), she can now order an Uber or another ride share app on her phone and is driven back to her dorm building.
Sunday morning at the dorm building:
Annie: Did you see your roommate Julie get out of the backseat of a Toyota Corolla sedan this morning? What was that all about?
Jessica: Yeah, Julie was hooking up with Brad last night - they were really going at it and went up to his room. She didn't come home last night . So this morning she made the Uber ride of shame.
Annie: Did you see your roommate Julie get out of the backseat of a Toyota Corolla sedan this morning? What was that all about?
Jessica: Yeah, Julie was hooking up with Brad last night - they were really going at it and went up to his room. She didn't come home last night . So this morning she made the Uber ride of shame.
by Emanuel Goldstein April 5, 2021